Teen Vogue, Butthole Surfers, & Time Travel

Teen Vogue caused a very small kerfuffle today when it put out a story about anal sex: how to do it the right way. Remember, their prime reader is a thirteen-year-old girl. Now, I say minor kerfuffle because no one who'd complain is still buying the magazine. Nonetheless, y'all, deserving of a little shock and a little scandal.
Sigh. And alas. All the things get talked about, and all the things make you sadder. You're not shocked, because when thirteen-year-old girls get pregnant we ask them to murder their babies, but you are sad, because there seems to be no end to the degradation.

So I suppose now is as good a time as any to talk about what it's all for, and about the nature of time.

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